Picnicking for the Civilized

Why have a boring reception when you can have a civilized picnic complete with a feather-boa-wearing poodle, wild girls smoking expensive cigars, water balloons flying at family members, face painting for all ages and catering by the local "Meals on Wheels?"


Here's the recipe for success:

Bring a straight of honor with a cleaning fetish......

(yes, she is using a leaf blower to blow cob webs out of the shelter before decorating)

......find a poodle wearing a boa:

.....invite a dear friend with a fondness for fine cigars.....

(hand to women who are willing to smoke such fine cigars)

....and, throw in to-die-for cupcakes.....















(Please ignore fly sitting on the cupcake)...

.....and let the picnicking begin.

Lest you think I am joking, here is the caterer:

Did I mention the to-die-for cupcakes that were waiting for us inside the Meals on Wheels truck?

That, boys and girls, is how to have a picnic for the civilized.  Just sayin.'