Ode to an Unemployed Governor

Be glad, fellow Flatlanders
Land of Lincoln is safe
All is well
Gone is he
Oh, my soaring Midwestern-bred heart!
Joy has come to the Penny-heads
Everyone say hi to Governor Quinn
Victory is ours
Impeachment never looked better
Chicago, Rockford, Springfield, Peoria...
Hallelujah, Illinois Citizens!

In the nation they did laugh
Media blitz be damned
Political Pundit you are
Even my dogs were amused
Always deluded, narcissistic, so grand
Couldn't believe you got caught
How dare they do this to you!
Employed you are not
Don't wanna see you in this State no more.

Good luck, Governor Quinn! You've got my vote.....at least you don't have a tough act to follow.